On the Sixth Day of Christmas...

[sunhawk16]

Good thing the weekend is coming, because it gets later every night, doesn't it? Before we get to tonight's lameness, we should all go over here, because there were pirates after all! :D This absolutely cracks me up...
http://t-shirt1x2.livejournal.com/256684.html

And now I'm going to inflict bad dialogue fic on you, aren't you excited? Just a bit of random bad humor that I have nothing else to do with... :D



Look Heero… I know I swore I’d always be there for you, but…

No buts, Maxwell. You promised to always have my back.

And haven’t I always lived up to that?

So far, but…

I was there beside you when we stormed that nest of terrorists in Brazil!

I know, but…

And I was shoulder to shoulder with you when we jumped out of that flaming jet!

That’s true, but…

Who was right there when you disarmed that nuke?

You were, of course, but…

And the shark incident, and the collapsed building nightmare, and the twenty-five hostage situations, and.. .

Ok! Ok! I don’t need the laundry list of our entire careers! What is the point here?

The point here is that I have never once let you down or not been there when you needed me!

I repeat… your point?

I get a pass here!

What?

I’m entitled to sit this one out. I’ve earned a get out of jail free card. I’m cashing in my frequent flier miles. You owe me about a million, and I’m collecting.

Now? Seriously? You’ve done everything from take a bullet for me, to holding my hair while I puked in a bucket and… and this is where you draw the line?!

Damn straight!

But… but… I need you for this!

Too damn bad, Yuy! You should have thought of that before now!

I have to have a Christmas present for Relena and we’re deploying next week for three weeks! There’s no other time!

Yuy… I love you more than breath, but I am not going Christmas shopping with you on Black Friday. There’s a reason they call it Black and it has nothing to do with financial terms.

You can’t send me out there alone!

You know that sign on Wufei’s desk? It’s meant for moments like this… ‘Your failure to plan does not constitute an emergency for me’.

Are you saying your shopping is done?

Every bit of it. Wrapped and tagged and ready to go.

But… but… how?! You’ve been in the field right beside me for the last four weeks!

Never heard of an Amazon wish-list?

What?

Are you shitting me? Mr. Tech-guru Gundam guy? Come over here, Grasshopper, and let me teach you the joys of Cyber-Monday…

You’ve been holding out on me…

Comments

[themanwell.livejournal.com]

Oh, Heero. The forest for the trees, love. *shakes head* Without Duo, that little shopping trip might have turned into something resembling a Die Hard film.

You know, I woke up this morning with "It's Time" by Imagine Dragons stuck in my head and "Never gonna let you down" is a line in the chorus. Is this Kismet? Destiny? Or something creeeeeeepier...? (@_@;)

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

It's a sign from the plot bunnies that you need to get back to work. ^________________^

[themanwell.livejournal.com]

That could be a reply to ANYTHING, so I'm not quite sure I beliiiiiiieve yooooooou.... *squints suspiciously* (e_e)

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

*lobs plot bunnies at you* I have no idea why you would be suspicious of little ol' me... >_>

[rogue53.livejournal.com]

Very cute! And very ME! And I totally agree, there's nothing offered during Black Fri (or Grey Thurs) that's worth fighting for.

And I really like the pirates!

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

People are just crazy out there. O_o And it gets worse every year.

[trixie-chick.livejournal.com]

lol adorable. and duo is 100% right, going shopping on black friday (or, depending on where go, anytime during the christmas season) is nuts beyond nuts. =p

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

I don't go out unless I have to after Thanksgiving. If it needs buying... it can be found on-line.

[sel-barton.livejournal.com]

There are reasons I go to no store alone between Thanksgiving and mid January that doesn't absolutely require it for survival. Food has a funny way of disappearing as you eat it. It's not the Black Friday crazy here as much as everyone swarms a few days later in mad fits of non-attention.

It's a good thing Duo has his back, or Heero would still be going out into the madness. Duo didn't have to break his streak after all. :)

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

There is nothing I want bad enough to arm wrestle somebody for in the middle of a Toys R Us. o_O

[(Anonymous)]

routhier says:

i'm assuming that, by default, if heero goes out on black friday, relena's gonna wind up with a large screen tv for her present?

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

If you can trust the news reports... that seems to be the only thing anybody ever buys on that day. *nod nod*

[(Anonymous)]

routhier says:

man... i really wanna see her 'n' sally tearing the place up...

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

Black Friday shopping with an entourage of body guards somehow doesn't seem to be fair...

[t-shirt1x2.livejournal.com]

lol Duo pulled it off even when he's trying to bail... wonder what kind of teddy bear Hiiro will send her this year *snort* With Duo's help he'll have it tagged, bagged and on it's way before he and Duo leave for their three week honeymoon deployment. *g*

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

Be funny if it turned out that Relena hates stuffed animals...
"Another teddy bear? Really? I dropped hints about books and jewelry and electronics and he sent me another </> stupid bear?!"

[mscfmkr.livejournal.com]

That sounds like a plot bunny to me. ^___^

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

*sigh* Damn thing. It can go stand in line with the rest of them! lol

[t-shirt1x2.livejournal.com]

*snicker* he's gotta save the good stuff for Duo like the 3 week trip he duped him into pretending it's a mission so he could seduce him....er...plot bunnies abound? >.>; lol

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

Somehow *cough*thankstoyouguys* those things are just EVERYwhere this time of year!

[t-shirt1x2.livejournal.com]

yesh! grab onn'a those babies and lets get some ficage on! *gg*

[kracken.livejournal.com]

very cute.

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

Just wish I could shake the feeling that I've written that before... o_O

[sharona1x2.livejournal.com]

Cute story! I find it very amusing that Duo is more squeamish about Black Friday shopping than some of the other things he's helped Heero with. :-) It's probably safer for other customers that Duo doesn't go shopping that day.

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

Disarm an atomic bomb? No problem. Macy's on Black Friday? Forget about it! ^o^

[merula31]

*cracks up* Oh the joys of cyber Monday- that this year started three weeks before, I swear it did!

That was cute!

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

It won't be long before Black Friday is the first Friday after Halloween. =_=

[rurounitriv.livejournal.com]

Clever Duo... and I can't believe that Heero managed to miss that whole "shopping online" thing all this time.

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

I thought that part might be a little far fetched, so I just made him oblivious to the concept of the on-line wish list. Just had THAT argument with a certain branch of the family. Come on, people... it's not hard to figure out! ^o^

[rurounitriv.livejournal.com]

The funny thing is, that's exactly the kind of blind spot that I can see Heero having. :D

[lavendarlizard.livejournal.com]

Clearly Heero has not been paying attention in previous years. ^___^ Good for Duo for sticking to his guns. Maybe Heero will also discover the joys of gift cards.

The pirates are just adorable! ^___^

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

The pirates crack me up! They're so very merry! ^o^

[lavendarlizard.livejournal.com]

Makes me wonder if Duo hooked a shark. O.o

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

But Heero will get the better of it! ^o^

[lavendarlizard.livejournal.com]

Sushi!!!

^___^

[petenshi.livejournal.com]

LOL! Too cute and your dialogue fic was hilarious!

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

Anything but shopping, Heero! Anything but that!! ^o^

[klingonpoo.livejournal.com]

Very cute and funny! Duo is smart to avoid shopping on Black Friday. People are crazy! Thanks! I love your dialog fics!

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

When you start getting a body count, it's time to rethink the entire concept. o_O

[klingonpoo.livejournal.com]

You are right. I haven't gone shopping on Black Friday in many years but I don't remember it being as crazy as it is now. There is no way that I could deal with that now.

[mscfmkr.livejournal.com]

Loved the pirates and the conversation. Way to go Duo!! ^___^

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

The pirates were an extra treat! ^^;