On the sixth day of Christmas...

[sunhawk16]

I think I have holiday-shock... that state where you have all this stuff that you need to be doing for the coming holiday, but you just keep sitting around, surfing the net, and pretending that you have all the time in the world to do it? Or maybe that's Scarlet O'Hara syndrome... 'I'll worry about it tomorrow...'
So, back to the dork humor today... remember when I had a rep as an angst writer? Who woulda thought?



Hey, Sally… what’s up? We weren’t expecting you.

I’m sorry Duo, but I needed to be out of the house for a little bit and couldn’t think of anywhere else to go.

Is something wrong?

No! Everything is great! But Wufei was lecturing Mei and he made me leave.

Leave? But why? You guys have always been pretty good in the united parental front thing.

I couldn’t stop grinning.

Uh… say what? Let’s start this story over, shall we; why was Wufei lecturing Mei?

She got in trouble in school for fighting!

Sally… the maniacal grin on your face does not match the topic of this conversation.

I know! That’s why Wufei got so frustrated with me.

I’m starting to understand why. Sally… you do remember that fighting is a bad thing… right?

You don’t understand!

Clearly…

She got in trouble for beating the snot out of another kid who was… picking on Liam!

Are you serious?

Is that not the most wonderful thing you have ever heard?

Wait… our Mei? Skinny kid? Black hair? Chang attitude? Hates her kid brother?

Yes!

Details, woman! I want details!

There was a fire drill, so all the kids were outside together. Liam was with his kindergarten
class and you know how he is… he saw Mei and went running over. One of Mei’s classmates apparently pushed him and told him to go back with the ‘other babies’.

Actually pushed him?

Yes, two of Mei’s friends confirmed that part. Mei told him to get his hands off her brother!

For real?

I know! Her brother! Well, the kid is supposedly something of a bully, and you know how that kind are; you don’t tell them what to do… he turned around and pushed Liam again. And Mei decked him!

Oh my God! That’s wonderful!

I know! And I can’t stop grinning like an idiot! I won’t be able to go home for hours!

That’s fine, because we’re going out to celebrate!

Ice cream?

Absolutely! Heero! Hey… come on down here, we’re taking Sally out to celebrate!

What? Celebrate? Oh God… please tell me you’re not pregnant again?

Hell no! And we’re celebrating my daughter getting detention for punching another kid in school!

Isn’t that great, Heero?

You two are insane….

Comments

[cathedral-junki.livejournal.com]

i'd celebrate too. ^_^

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

Oh man... I'm so behind on everything, it's not even funny. The end of the year can not get here fast enough. How many conversations to we have stuck in the middle now? :D

[cathedral-junki.livejournal.com]

hey you take your time, i'm not going anywhere and i understand. Don't let me be a stress point. have a happy (and stress free!) christmas and new year.

[sharona1x2.livejournal.com]

I'm sure that once Heero knows the full story, he'll be the one who wants to treat Sally to ice cream. I totally get Mei in this story. I felt the same way about my little sister. Thankfully, I grew out of the 'not liking her' part.

I always get the feeling that the more sweet and goofy stuff you write now, the more the angst will get turned up later. :-)

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah... I can relate to Mei as well! (And I mostly grew out of it... >_> )

[bloodywingz.livejournal.com]

Cheers! What an awesome cheek splitting way to start a Monday! *hugs*

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

And here it is Friday before I even get to the comments! O_o

[bloodywingz.livejournal.com]

It's ok. I'd rather you grace us with your wit in writing than try to answer all of us Hawk Fans.

[lavendarlizard.livejournal.com]

Bwaaaaahahahahahahahaaaaaa!

I doubt if hearing the whole story will lessen Heero's view of their sanity (or lack thereof), but I'll bet he'll have his own grin. And maybe a special quart of ice cream for the heroine.

^_______^

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

I wanted to use the 'He's MINE to pick on!' line, but couldn't work it in! ^o^

[lavendarlizard.livejournal.com]

Actually, that pretty much goes without saying. It's the job of all good minions. ^____^

[trixie-chick.livejournal.com]

heero is so glad he and duo can't have children of their own... and messing up fei's kids seems to be enough for duo...

^_^

you were never an angst writer!! i'll never believe it unless you have some new angsty fic for us!!!! ... ^_~

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

*swats* Maybe I will make angst my goal for next year? Ya'll will be expecting all this sweet and fluffy stuff and *bam*... hehehehehehehe...

[bloodywingz.livejournal.com]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/RARE-STEIFF-MICHIGAN-J-FROG-LIMITED-EDITION-WARNER-BROTHERS-1999-COA-/300832028540?pt=US_Dolls_Bears_Toys&hash=item460afc777c

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

*cracks up*
Wait...
Holy crap, that price! o_O

[bloodywingz.livejournal.com]

Well it is a Steiff.

[klingonpoo.livejournal.com]

This was a lot of fun! I burst out laughing when Heero said "please tell me you're not pregnant again." I think once Heero knows all the details, he'll retract the insane comment. Thanks!!! I love this universe!

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

I'm still kind of amazed that it turned into an actual universe considering that 95% of it is just these silly dialogue fics!

[kodalai.livejournal.com]

I have holiday-shock... that state where you have all this stuff that you need to be doing for the coming holiday, but you just keep sitting around, surfing the net, and pretending that you have all the time in the world to do it?

This! This is exactly the thing!

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

Witness my complete and utter inability to even get comments replied to in any sort of timely manner. Though I made a list of all the things I need to get done... that's progress, right?

[t-shirt1x2.livejournal.com]

lol I am so glad my big sister loved me from the start...then again we have three boys between us so she probably saw me as her only ally. I knew Mei would come around! And now that Liam's seen her protect him I bet he'll be the bestest minion ever! *woot* As for Hiiro...well, he lives with Duo so I imagine he's used to rolling with it lol This was great, I really needed a smile tonight thx! ^-^

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

I dunno... I'm not sure it isn't a case of 'If anybody is going to make him miserable... it's me!' Bwhahahahaha!

[shadownitewolf.livejournal.com]

BAHAHAHA! Takes one to know one Heero!

*is still rolling around with laughter* Oh this was just too wonderful! I woulda thought that Wufei would be the one all proud and Sally lecturing but this is just too funny! LOVE!

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

Wufei just hides it better. Tomorrow, he'll be telling everybody at work all about it with his chest all puffed out! ^o^