On the seventh day of Christmas...

[sunhawk16]

This is sort of like watching me try to tap dance, isn't it? What will she come up with today? *grin* Well, I've got another lame attempt at humor in another little dialogue fic. (These are like the no-bake cookies of the fic world... they work up so fast!)
And now, if you'll excuse me, I need to shop, wrap, find a tree, bake something (anything!) go to the grocery and uh... actually produce this year's Christmas fic. >_>



Heero, we need to talk!

Well, good afternoon to you too Quatre. Nice to see you.

Oh… uh… sorry. Yes, good afternoon.

And I’m fine, thanks for asking. And yourself?

Fine… fine… uh…

Why yes, it is a lovely day…

Damn it, Yuy! You’ve botched my momentum!

You need conversational momentum?

On some subjects, yes!

And that subject would be?

Arrgh! This is not at all how this was supposed to go.

I assume I was supposed to be rendered speechless by your entrance?

Well no… you were supposed to just be sort of thrown off guard a little.

How about you just tell me what my line was supposed to be, and we can get this ball rolling again?

Smart ass. You’re not helping.

So the wrong party was… how’d you put that? Thrown off guard?

I hate you.

Pick it up from ‘we need to talk’.

We do! This situation is just unacceptable! I can’t remain silent anymore!

Knew you could do it.

You are an adult, for crying out loud! Not some awkward teenage kid anymore!

I like to think so…

You should be perfectly capable of dealing with your feelings!

I thought I was dealing pretty well. I haven’t smacked you yet…

It is so painfully obvious how you feel about Duo! It’s time you acted on those feelings!

Duo?

Yes, Duo! Your best friend? The guy you practically salivate over whenever he’s in the same room? It’s insane that two perfectly healthy men can’t get their acts together and just tell each other how they feel!

Winner, you’re making a couple of big assumptions here…

Hello? Space heart, here? Empathetic abilities?

That would not be the assumption I was talking about…

Oh for Allah’s sake! Stop denying it, Heero! I know! You can’t hide it from me!

Quatre…

I thought I could get through to you if not Duo! You’re the sensible one! What the hell happened to ‘follow your feelings’, huh?

Wait… you talked to Duo?

Yes! Or… I tried! He won’t listen to a thing I say! He was practically rolling on the floor laughing at me when I finally gave up and came here!

Oh… I’ll bet he was…

Insufferable, pig-headed… men!

Quatre…

Both of you! Stubborn and blind and… and… pig-headed!

Quatre…

How many years are you going to waste? How long are you two going to go on dancing around…

Quatre!

What?!

We’ve been living together for over six months!

I know! Room mates even, and you still can’t… wait. What do you mean ‘living together’?

I believe they call it… living in sin.

What? Oh. Oh! Living together. I… see.

You see why Duo found your ideas so amusing?

Uh… oh! Look at the time! Meeting Trowa for lunch… gotta run!

Dining out on a little crow, are we?

Shut up, Yuy…

Duo and I could join you, if you like?

I’m never going to hear the end of this, am I?

Not in a million years.

I hate you both.

Comments

[ravensilver.livejournal.com]

What a good laugh for the start of the day!

Perfect!

Poor Quatre, he's not going to be able to live this down, will he?

^_______^

Thank you. ^_____^

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

Oh, I imagine he'll be hearing space heart jokes for a very, VERY long time to come. ^______^

[rogue53.livejournal.com]

and with that laugh, I'm going back to bed! It's cold and too d**m early to be up!

Can we make a wish list for the Christmas fic? *snicker*

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's in progress... I just need to stop getting distracted by real life and get ON with it! Though, if you want to send some wishes up for spare time... :P

[merula31]

Ah, poor Quatre! They are going to give him such hell... *grin*

I'm with you- I need to finish decorating, clean, wrap, shop.... I can't wait til the 26th here... then vacation can really start!

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

I wish I could just convince the kid to forget the tree at this point... it seems kind of pointless. But apparently we are going to do that today. *sigh*

[sharona1x2.livejournal.com]

Hello? Space heart, here? Empathetic abilities?

Hehe, I love your Quatre. I also pity him, because I KNOW they aren't going to let him live this down. ^____^

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah... he's given them fodder for the next couple of years! ^o^

[lisagems.livejournal.com]

ah damn. That should come with a 'don't drink liquids' warning.

heh.

Yah. Clean. Wrap. Clean. Do dishes. Crap I was going to bake, but I gotta clean. umm..

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

Today I have to go get the tree (should probably decorate the thing too) bake cookies, make Chex mix, start getting this place cleaned up (everybody is coming HERE this year) figure out what the hell we're actually having for dinner for Christmas, and go to the grocery. Plus all the normal day to day stuff. *sigh* I'm with Merula... I'm ready for the 26th!

[fractured-sun.livejournal.com]

I think I've ruptured something laughing.

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

Uh... sorry? ^________^

[wolfco-tr.livejournal.com]

Ok now that I'm done choking with laughter, I tell you that really funny. Poor Quatre. He can feel the emotion, but he can't read the body language. Keep at it, this is an excellent tradition for us to enjoy this season.

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

With a little help from T-shirt and Silke, I should make the full 12 days. Assuming that Christmas fic finishes itself... >_>

[whispurr267.livejournal.com]

Hmm...wonder if Heero had a warning phone call before Q descended on him? It sounds like a set-up to me.

*sends you Saturday smiles*

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

Saturday! Where did it go? I missed it!!!! O.O

[infini-t.livejournal.com]

XDDDDDDD.....OMG!!!!! I can't stop laughing! Poor Quatre! He was just trying to help! Bless his *cough* Space Heart. He's so cute.

I hate you both.

*giggles*

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

Can't you just imagine him working himself up for that? Just to get shot down? *snort*

[lilzazu.livejournal.com]

I thought I was dealing pretty well. I haven’t smacked you yet…

heehee!!! This was too funny! and Quatre will never live it down. LOLZ!

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

Never ever. As long as he lives. ^______^ They'll be telling that story at every get-together and reunion from now on.

[cool-tre-cool.livejournal.com]

*snigger* I love the Qat/Herro here. It's precious. *huggles*

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

*snugs back* Thanks!

[sharibet.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear. ::giggles::

Heero and Duo must be extremely discreet when out of their apartment (not a wild stretch of the imagination), and yes, I believe that Heero did indeed receive a "heads-up!" phone call from Duo

Poor Quatre...so very earnest/. And six months too late with his heartfelt advice. But it's the thought that counts, right? Right?

Thanks for sharing. It was nice to have something to read over breakfast here on the West Coast.

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

He tried, poor boy. *pets him* Of course... good intentions won't save him from the ribbing he's going to have to deal with from now on.
Or until somebody else does something equally foot in mouth... ^____^

[rochan01.livejournal.com]

You should be perfectly capable of dealing with your feelings!

I thought I was dealing pretty well. I haven’t smacked you yet…

LOL, I snorfled my breakfast cereal over this one. Heero was so far ahead of Quatre in this conversation, Q never had a chance.

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

I sort of envision Heero working at his desk to begin with, and only half paying attention... just zinging Q and signing forms. *snicker*

[marasmine.livejournal.com]

rofl

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

*grin*

[pellsfan.livejournal.com]

I'm still giggling. And I LOVE how it started. Who'da thunk that Heero could be such a chatterbox? Duo is definitely rubbing off on him.

Oh by the way, I 'did' read the small print at the end. Waiting eagerly for our Christmas fic.

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

I think Heero was just making a point about polite conversation. *snort* But yes... Duo has corrupted... uh... rubbed off on him. ^^;
Yeah... Christmas fic. *panics* I'm on it... O_O

[rurounitriv.livejournal.com]

*gigglefit* Poor Q, hasn't been keeping up with the articles in G-Boy Quarterly. XD

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

Day late and a dollar short... *snicker*

[skylark92.livejournal.com]

ROTFLMAO!!! Poor Quat!! hehe *hugs tight* Love how even the things Heero said in this have the screaming of Duo influence in them!!!! nice job! love ya! *bounces off sprinkling flowers*

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

Quatre needs to stop relying so much on that whole space heart thing and just pay attention! ^o^

[prussianblue1x2.livejournal.com]

that was so funny. ah poor quatre duo will never let him live this one down.

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

And if Duo does, Heero won't! ^o^

[lavendarlizard.livejournal.com]

I am positive that Heero is on the phone to Trowa, making sure that Quatre gets that side order of crow at lunch. ^_____^ Silly boy; Duo's hilarity should have clued him into *something*.

Xmas fic...? Really...?! O_O Cool! Better than I'm doing... >_>

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

Hey... you have something started! Keep going! ^______^
Oh hey... I took a shot at the hedgehog and once I got going, the directions weren't as incomprehensible as I thought. Though I had to set it aside last night, this is NOT going to be something I can work on with a bunch of people around, I kept losing count. >_<; Hubby and the kid have plans for part of today, so maybe I'll get somewhere...

[riceball05.livejournal.com]

LOL that was funny! I love Quatre. And Heero: his reaction to Quatre is so funny I laughed like Duo was laughing.

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

Quatre just tries SO hard! ^o^ Not his fault his information was a little 'dated'. *snorts*

[annakas.livejournal.com]

AAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW poor wellmeaning meddling Quatre. This was so amusing and cute.


annakas

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

His intentions were good! ^o^

[yanagi-wa.livejournal.com]

Glad I wasn't drinking something when I read it. Spit takes are hard on keyboards. Great work. More? (greedy little thing, ain't I?)

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

I dunno... Trowa tried to chime in, but Quatre is just glaring at everybody now, and dialogue fics are hard when one party won't speak! ^o^

[kracken.livejournal.com]

very good. ^_^

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

Dialogue fics are fun to do, aren't they? ^o^

[blackheisei.livejournal.com]

LOL! I love snarky Heero. so awesome.

Also! I got your card! Thank you!!!

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

Got my card dispite your ignoring my pleas for your address! ;_; I had to poke the unresponsive minion for it... how sad is that?
*grins*
Glad it found you! ^________^

[trixie-chick.livejournal.com]

I thought I was dealing pretty well. I haven’t smacked you yet…

heeee, that's great, hon!!! ^_^ i love it! poor q, space heart needs kinda a tune up. ^_^

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

Space heart could use the help of a little old-fashioned observation! ^o^