Ouch, noes! That sucks so much.
And then the doctor probably said "say cuckoo". Because as you say 'cuckoo', he does something awful like blow half your brains out through your ear! Boo for eardrum perforation. >.> Yeah, gundams and explosions are much better. You can say 'gundam' really loudly and no one blows into your ear that your nose rattles. :p

In this case, yay for weapons of mass destruction! ;D